CHUCK:: Alright folks, I think that just about wraps things up, so -
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CHAD: Hey, you hear something?
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BOB: I don't think so.?? what's it sound li-
(A red and brown blur whizzes by.??)
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BOB: What the -
(??? SLAMS through the wall, leaving a smoldering pile of debris lying before a gaping hole.??)
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CHUCK: Uhhh.?? is anyone -
(??.and explodes.)
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CHUCK:??? hurt?
(A scrawny figure limps from the hole through the billowing smoke)
CHAD: What the heck is that?
BOB: I think it's some kinda asthma-hound chihuahua or somethin'???
CHAD: Nah, it's too ugly.??
CHUCK: Hey, look! He's got something.??
CHUCK: Well, little unorthodox method, but, it looks like we have EmilLang's votes. We'll just add these to the tally (and notify the ASPCA), and get back to you with the results.
CHAD: We're gonna take a quick commercial break. Stay Tuned!
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CHUCK: AND we're back! Here're the up-to-the minute results.
01.
Riza Hawkeye,
Fullmetal Alchemist (14)
02.
Shihouin Yoruichi,
Bleach (13)
03.
C.C.,
? (13)
04.
Lucy/Nyuu,
Elfen Lied (13)
05.
Excel “Excel” Excel,
Excel Saga (12)
06.
Faye Valentine,
Cowboy Bebop (12)
07.
Haruhi Suzumiya,
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (12)
08.
Rosette Christopher,
Chrono Crusade (12)
09.
Tsukamoto Yakumo,
School Rumble (12)
10.
Matsuri Shiho,
Sola (11)
11.
Osaka,
Azumanga Daioh (9)
12.
Shidou Hikaru Magic Knight Rayearth (8)
BOB: Wait.?? WHAT?
CHAD: HAWKEYE'S in the lead!?
CHUCK: I know. I figured she'd place high, but this is a little beyond my expectations.
CHAD: Miss Hawkeye, anything to say about your unprecidented placement?
RIZA: ???
CHAD: ???
RIZA: ???
CHAD: ???
RIZA: ???
(Hawkeye walks away)
CHAD: *AHEM* Well, I can say this much: given our top four contestants, it seems that the voters really love a woman who can kick their asses.
BOB: Man, I totally get that. I'd love to have THEIR fists all up in mah grill, if ya know what I mean. WHA-HAHAHA -
(CHAD holds up the Harconnen)
*KA-CHK*
BOB:??? hey, how'd you get the -
*BOOM*
KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
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You know what they say: "when life gives you a T-Rex, go ninja-kick it in the head." - Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do
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