Chad: It seems that our host, Mr. 917 is approaching the center stage!
Megaman917: Hello ladies! My, oh my, you are all looking lovely tonight! I'm only going to say this once; don't even think about sabotaging, harming, or killing anyone; you will be disqualified and taken down!
Osaka: Sabotage!? Kill!? *gulp* What am I gonna do!?
Rosette: You don't have to scare the poor child!
Megaman: Heh heh! My apologies. Just don't turn your back on your opponents.
Riza: That's enough!
Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye. You're not wearing a tiny miniskirt
. You would look so good in one. *stares at her ass*
Riza: *pulls out gun and points*
Megaman: *smiles and looks over to Faye* Ms. Valentine. Long time, no see.
Faye: *pulls out gun and points* Don't think I forgot about that "Anti-Faye" Movement!!
Megaman: *smiles and flashsteps over to Yoruichi*
Yoruichi: Nice! And I see you have a couple of scrolls and a zanpakuto. May I ask what are they for?
Megaman: Are you going to show me you birthday suit?
Yoruichi: You know I can't do that here.
Megaman: I know. Still......
Lucy/Nyuu: Nyu? Nyu Nyu!
Megaman: *smiles* Never a dull moment. Let me get out of here, before Lucy wakes up. *flashsteps away from stage*
Chuck: Megaman has just appeared in front of the entrance way.
Bob: Now he's using a 3D holographic computer display..........
Chuck: He's accessing our contestants data!
Bob: Maybe he going to vote now.
*5 minutes later*
Chad: It looks like he's done.
Megaman: *points to Jumbotron and walks away*
*appearing one line at time on the Jumbotron in no particular order*