3rd Annual Ms. Anime Universe Contest (under new management)

Rapture** · Post by Rapture** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:30 pm

Bob: We have 7 pretty females here,on our stage right now.
Chuck: You're right Bob,and here's a surprise for you!
Bob: What the..?
Chuck: Let's meet our 8th female partipicant--
Bob: What the f**k do you think you're doing here,you assh--

*We are sorry for inconvenience we may cause,but currently we have some technical issues,please stay by the monitor while we fix our issues*

.... 5 minutes later ....

Bob: Please excuse my colleague Chuck - he forgot to inroduce our 8th partipicant.
Chuck: *hides bandaged up right palm in his pocket* She's young,she's pretty,and she's very popular in field of male students..
Bob: A little bit more details maybe?.. >.>
Chuck: She's watching out for her sister,keeping house clean,likes animals,and especcialy her cat!
Bob: Tell them her age you idiot! Age!
Chuck: What?
Bob: Oh.. Uh.. I was just wandering,if our dear crowd would like to hear her age...
Chuck: Oh. Well of course,she's 15 years old,but believe me,she sure looks way more mature than a 15 years old girl should look like

Bob: What an idiot...
Chuck: What?
Bob: Oh,no,nothing.. I was just surprised about how could that be.. *makes obviously fake surprised face*
Chuck: Don't be so surprised my friend! So let us present you... School Rumble youngest star.. Tsukamoto Yakumo!

Chrono63 · Post by **Chrono63** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:33 pm

Bob: So... moving on to our next contestant.

Chuck: Hey, I can't see who's there. It's too dark. Light board operator, what happened to the lights? Move the reflector, so that we can see the stage.

Bob: What the... do you want to kill her?!

Chuck: Eh? Is she a vampire?

Bob: No, just a beautiful Yaka. Here we go: from sola, nearly 400 years old...

Chuck: *whisper* But she looks younger than my sister! *whisper*

Bob: ...let's welcome Matsuri Shiho!

Org Profile · Post by **LantisEscudo** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:43 pm

Bob: And now it's time to welcome our next contestant!

Chuck: Originally hailing from Hokkaido, and now calling both Tokyo and the land of Cephiro home, at the age of 14, she's our youngest contestant so far.

Bob: Please give a big hand to Shidou Hikaru, of Magic Knight Rayearth!

Chuck: She might look young (even her fellow Knights mistook her for a sixth grader when they first met), but remember that this redhead is one of the Legendary Magic Knights, partner of the Mashin Rayearth, and one of the strongest mages in Cephiro.

Bob: And if that weren't enough, she's also highly ranked in her family's school of kendo, AND an accomplished gymnast. Which means *heh heh*...

Chuck: Don't go there, Bob, she's fourteen and you're still bleeding from your comments about Yoruichi.

Bob: Good point. Still, this fire magess packs a huge amount of power into her small frame. Feel the burn!

Chuck: Okay, you asked for this one.

WHAM!

Bob: owwwww....

Chuck: Let's take a short break, folks, while Bob receives some much-needed medical attention. We'll be right back.

The Partisan · Post by **The Partisan** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:37 am

*paramedics exiting the room.

Chuck: See ya' fellas. Ladies and gentleman, lets hear it for our local emergency response team. They sure are nice guys, wouldn't you agree Bob?

Bob (in fully body cast): Mersh-er ife oo ee Ow n Afy uh-n.

Chuck: What was that Bob? I couldn't hear you with with these surgical bandages taped over your mouth. Let me help you there...

*RIP!

Bob: GAH! *gasp*. I said it was sure nice to see Joe and Larry again! We've gone two days without seeing them.

Chuck: Has it been that long Bob? That's gotta' be a new record. I must not be doing my job right - BUT ALL THAT ASIDE! We've got another contestant to introduce.

Bob: The sponsor of our next contestant is a complete unknown to the .ORG with no apparent history on the forums, and his entrant for this year's contest is also this year's rookie. Might this mysterious newcomer and his contestant be this year's wildcards? We'll have to prep our already overactive libidos and wait and see.

Chuck: Hailing from the Brittania Empire and Area 11, age unknown, this year's underdog with her long green hair, vacant eyes, and elusive demeanor can be summed up in one word: bewitching.

Bob: That's right Chuck. The mysterious enchantress, CC, is already casting a spell on the stadium. Let's meet her now...

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The Partisan · Post by **The Partisan** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:47 am

--- *Edit - Double pic. ---

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:32 pm

They stole my contest and didn't say a damn thing to me ;_;

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:57 pm

You've been MIA. So, I thought a hostile takeover was in order. You're more the welcomed to participate this time.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:57 pm

Bob: And what!? What you gonna do, son!? That's what I thought! BIATCH!

Chuck: Oy vey!

Chad: *hangs head in shame*

Megaman917: Bob, you're already in a full body cast. Don't make call them Higurashi girls on ya! And I ain't talking about Kagome and her mama!

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:02 pm

Well I'm not worried about losing it. I'm glad to see the torch passed on. Have fun and keep it alive.

O-Kagachi · Post by **O-Kagachi** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:18 pm

C.C autowins in my book =/