Bob: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Welcomes back to da Equal Opportunities Anime Hater's Convention Hall yo! I bes the B to the O to the Bizzy. And this here bes my dawg for life......
Chuck: Bob, what the fuck are you doing?
Bob: Yo, I'm trying to be hip, yo! Chill wit my homies, and mack to the fly honies.
Chuck: Bob, you're a middle aged while guy! Stop trying act tough!
Chuck: Sorry about that folks. Last years event seem to have had an adverse affect on Bob. By the way, I'm Chuck, and we're the color commentators for this year's contest. Due to the fact that our previous host, along with our contestant sponsors, abandoned last year's competition, our corporate sponsor has decided that all three finalists from last year's contest, (1. Asahina Mikuru/Madbunny, 2. Rider/ B00mshakalaka, and 3. Dita Liebely/Megaman917), are the winners of last year's competition. Also, due to the absence of our normal host, older_gohan, a new host has taken over. His is on the arena floor. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our new host Megaman917!
Megaman: Ladies and gentlemen, here are the fist round rules (same as last year's):
1) A preliminary contest will be held were anyone can sumbit photos of the girl they want to see in this wonderfull contest.
2) The submission must have a name, age, and anime they are from. (Multiple pictures of said character are allowed)
3) The picture must fit the following parameters:
a) The picture must fit to the rules of the Anime Screen Caps Forum.
b) No bathing suit or lingerie pictures until that part of the competition.
c) The picture must be of them and only them. Multiple character pics are not allowed.
4) After the preliminary ten contestants will be chosen and then voted upon by our great viewers here in this thread when I say so.
5) Each contestant will have to present the following during the contest. The person that submitted the girl has to submitt everything else for the contestant. These are the Category's:
a) Swinsuit contest
b) Talent contest (They just have to name a talent they are good at )
c) Question and answer contest. (I will ask them questions and they will answer them according to what they think the person would say.)
6)Only one submission is allowed per person.
7)Two people cannot submit the same character.
8)From now on, winners of any and all previous Miss Anime Universe contests will not be allowed to enter any future Miss Anime Universe contests. Their sponsors are more than welcomed to participate again (with different entries.)
2005 Winner: Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
2006 Winners: Asahina Mikuru (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), Rider (Fate/Stay Night), and Dita Liebely (Vandread)
There will be a house entrant, sponsored by yours truly, who will have absolutely no advantage over any of the other contestants.
This preliminary round will stay open until July 18th, unless I say otherwise.
Bob & Chuck back to you!
Bob: All contestants are at an undisclosed location so that they can avoid any destruction that may befall this arena. Let the festivities begin!
Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen, at age 15 she has been described as spontaneous.
Bob: She has been described as weird.
Chuck: Most of the time, she just doesn't give a fuck.
Bob: As to what goes on in her mind? The world may never know.
Chuck: Many see her as possibly being God. Defying her will......., bad idea.
Bob: Having many talents! Ladies and gentlemen, from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
, she is the leader of the S.O.S. Brigade.....
Chuck: Please welcome our house entrant Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!
*OP from anime starts playing*