Rider: Excuse me, I'm a little late?
Chuck: WHOA, now that's someone who can get here in a hurry!
Rider: Um, I think you need this... *hands over paperwork*
Name: Rider (Medusa)
Age: Unknown (I'd believe I'd like to say I'm 22)
Gender: Female
User: new sponsor* Omni...
Chuck: Ah, so Omni's backing ya up huh?
Rider: Yes, although he can be, eccentric at times...
Bob: Exactly, what do you mean?
Rider: Stop looking at me...
Chuck: Why do you cover your eyes like so?
Rider: Stop looking at me.....
Bob: Ok ok, like, how can you tell we can make eye contact?
Rider: Everywhere I go, I know eyes are upon me. It helps with my job as Servant and Guardian. Ok, now you're staring...
Chuck: 0_0
Bob: 0_0
Rider: I told you NOT to look...
Chuck: Well er *turns to camera* we'd like to know, why do you carry that eye band?
Rider: Well...
... I think you need to read my information again...
Chuck & Bob: *looks at paper* ooooh...
Rider: You guys are as fast as slugs you know that?
Chuck: *I think this woman takes things way too seriously* Anyways Ms. Rider, you said Servant, we don't think you'll tell us who you serve, but what do you think about him?
Rider: He's spineless and has no backbone, but I need to protect him anyway via contract, he's very annoying and is a weakling of a man, almost shameful really. I almost died in my last rescue only to discover that I failed... My current Master is a woman...
Bob: *dirty thoughts* And how's she?
Rider: Much more capable than the last one.
Chuck: Alright, enough about other people... What's your favorite color?
Rider: Purple...
Chuck: um... ok... I should have figured from the hair...
Rider: Like I said, you're the Captain of the Obvious...
Chuck: Favorite Food?
Rider: Grape Juice...
Bob: *dang, what's with her?* May I ask what hobbies you like?
Rider: No
Bob: I'll ask anyway, what are your favorite hobbies?
Rider: I like using chains, leather, and binding people... Perhaps, YOU'D like to see it first hand?...
Chuck & Bob: 0_0
Rider: I said not to stare too hard...
Chuck: Um, well I...
Bob: 2 last questions?
Rider: If I must...
Bob: You first Chuck [cowers... in back]
Chuck: Aside from striking fear into others with your Stoic attitude and apprehensive demeanor, let's see, hobbies, food, oh yeah, what do you like to see in a man?
Rider: Backbone perhaps? A sense of confidence most likely, that and the tolerance to take 6in. heels to the spine...
Bob: *uerhm....*
Bob: Ok I don't think we need a 2nd question...
Bob: Ah, I know... Do you have a swimsuit?
Rider: I said stop staring...
Chuck: Well there ya have it!! Our late entry but still lovely as ever... MS. RIDER!!! Sorry gentlemen, apparently, a woman's already got her!
men in audience: AAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Rider: Ok Shut up...
men in audience: YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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