3rd Annual Ms. Anime Universe Contest (under new management)

Osakaisthebomb · Post by **Osakaisthebomb** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:56 am

Bomb: "I guess I'll vote next."

*looks at contestants in order*

Haruhi: What are you?
Bomb: uh......human??
Haruhi: Not interested..*crosses arms and looks away in disgust*
Bomb.....ok.....

Bomb:...so.....What is that red thing?
Faye:My sweater. It keeps me warm.
Bomb:........I.......don't...see....*cough* how....
*Faye gives mean stare*

*Avoids excel to save his ears from bleeding due to her loud voice.

*Looks at the rest*

Bomb:well My vote wasn't easy. Here's who gets my vote. (in no order)

Riza Hawkeye
Shihouin Yoruichi
Faye Valentine
Haruhi Suzumiya
Rosette Christophe
CC
Matsuri Shiho
Lucy/Nyuu
Excel
Tsukamoto Yakumo

Bomb:*sniff*
Bob:What is wrong?
Bomb: I don't think Osaka is gonna win
Chuck: *rolls his eyes*

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:49 am

Chuck: It appears Toh Hunter is about to make his choices.

Bob: I'll go get the blastshield.

Chuck: Great idea for once, Bob.

*Hunter's head appears on the big screen*

Hunter: So the almighty Hunter of heads says, so it shall be. In no particular order my choices are:

Faye Valentine
Haruhi Sumuziya
Lucy/Nyuu
Riza Hawkeye
Rossette Christopher
Osaka
Tsukamoto Yakumo
Shihouin Yoruichi
Matsuri Shiho
CC

Hunter: Now ordinarily this is the point where I would say, vote Faye, but she is taken so I will say this. VOTE EXCEL!

Bob: Why do I think that Faye being first on his list wasn't coincidence...

Chuck: Because it wasn't you nitwit.

Rapture** · Post by Rapture** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:03 pm

Rapture** : So,we're voting,huh?

*watches how Chuck suddenly comes close*

Chuck : Who are you?..

Rapture** : *smacks chuck*

Bob : He's a sponsor,you idiot!

Chuck : Oh........ My bad...

Rapture** : Let's check out our contestants...

*gets a pile of cards with common pick up lines out of his pocket*

Rapture** : Hey there blondie,I am from Britain,could you show me around this town?..

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Rapture** : Uhh.. Yeah.. Could you please talk english? Or at least slower?..

Excel : *Draws her scimitar*

Rapture** : OH F**K!! *tries to evade as much as possible*

...

Rapture** : Well,there goes my leg... Hehe,I like crazy and agressive girls,you've earned my vote!

Rapture** : Now let's check out someone else...

................

Rapture** : Excuse me,you look like someone who came from across the ocean,so I guess you would like to see the beauty of this country.. Could I escort you while you look around?

Yoruichi : Eh? Tryin to pick up me,huh?

Rapture** : Wha..? No... Erm.. I'm just a kind person who likes to escort each tourist..

Yoruichi : Yeah,right,as if there's such a stupid human on earth!

Rapture** : You see one right in front of you! So,do you want to look around?..

Yoruichi : Heads up kid,you're few hundred years too young to ask out someone like me!

Rapture** : If you're talking about experience,then I'm very experienced..

Yoruichi : No,I do mean that you're few hundred years younger than me. Buzz of kid!

Rapture** : Phew,talk about crazy women these days... Yeah right,few hundred years younger... But,you do have a nice body for such age,I guess I'll give you my vote..

......

Rapture** : Man,it takes so much time to talk to them..

I guess I'll stop here,and will just pick other by looks.. Yeah,that would be rig.. Wait! Who's there?! She looks interesting! Let's pick a nice card for this one..

*picking out a nice card already 5 minutes*

Rapture** : OH! This one will do!..

.........

Rapture** : Ehh.. The sky is pretty clear and nice today,isn't it?

Osaka : Huh? Oh,yeah.. It really is.. *stares off into space for 15 minutes*

Rapture** : Erm.. Hello? Hello~~?? No response,huh? My my,what an interesting person... That was a quite long pick up,and I guess it was meaningless.. But you're quite interesting,I guess you too will get my vote! *marks Osaka in his list*

Chuck : Will you finally list your votes or not,Mr. Sponsor??!

Rapture** : Oh,right.. The votes... Well,here they are - in total random order :

Shihouin Yoruichi
Lucy
Suzumiya Haurhi
CC
Excel
Osaka
Riza Hawkeye
Matsuri Shiho
FAYE VALENTINE
Shidou Hikaru

Rapture** : That's the list,Bob.

Bob : Thanks,it did take a long time,but you finaly submited your votes.. Well,let's just move on to another sponsor..

Org Profile · Post by **LantisEscudo** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:13 pm

Chuck: Our next sponsor has passed up his selections, with this note to the contestants:

"With ten votes to give to eleven contestants, I essentially have to choose one to vote against. I regret that my sole "No" vote goes to Kasuga Ayumu. Sorry."

Bob: "Kasuga Ayumu"? His brain has obviously skipped a groove, since there's no contestant by... that... name... *sigh* Oh, yeah.

Bob & Chuck: (nodding together) Osaka.

Chuck: So the "yes" votes go to, in order of appearance:
Suzumiya Haruhi
Faye Valentine
Excel Excel
Rosette Christopher
Yoruichi
Tsukamoto Yakumo
Matsuri Shiho
CC
Riza Hawkeye
Lucy/Nyuu

Ruby-Eye · Post by **Ruby-Eye** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:49 am

NerdStrudel wrote:Lucy - Elfen Lied (very curious to see how you work this out)

Yeah, the Swinsuit contest gonna be hard since it`s more or less impossible to find pictures of Lucy wearing a Swinsuit.

But I have an idee that might work. Well we will see when that part of the contest comes...

Anyway to the voting:

Ruby-eye: Before I tell you my votes there is a question I have to ask. A few minutes ago Lucy asked me if it`s against the contest rules to rip apart other contestants?
I told her that it`s probably against the rules, but I`d like to know what exactly the rules say about that matter?

Chuck: Well I don`t think there`s a special rule for that matter, but it should be clear that riping apart someone is not allowed, not in this contest and not in society....

Ruby-eye: Hmmmm, just as I thought......well as long as no one pisses her of I think there shouldn`t be a problem.

Chuck: ..........................
Bob: ...........................

Ruby-eye: Anyway here my votes, in order of appearance:

Haruhi Suzumiya
Faye Valentine
Excel Excel
Rosette Christopher
Shihouin Yoruichi
Osaka
Tsukamoto Yakumo
Matsuri Shiho
CC
Riza Hawkeye

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:28 pm

Aw man, I seriously moved to slow in the contest. I really wished to Participate. I thought i would have more time

But here are my votes.

Lucy/Nyuu
Shidou Hikaru
Shihouin Yoruichi
Excel
Haruhi Suzumiya
Riza Hawkeye
FAYE VALENTINE
Tsukamoto Yakumo
CC
Rosette Christopher

O-Kagachi · Post by **O-Kagachi** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:52 pm

I guess I'll cast my vote:

CC
Haruhi Suzumiya
Shihouin Yoruichi
Lucy/Nyuu
Shidou Hikaru
Tsukamoto Yakumo
Riza Hawkeye
Faye Valentine
Rosette Christopher
Excel <-- I F*cking hate her

The Partisan · Post by **The Partisan** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:59 pm

*The Partisan walks up to the booth

Bob: Yes? Do you have your list of contestants?

Partisan: *stares down on them through pitch-black sunglasses

Chuck: ....Uh, you do have a list, right?

Partisan: ...........

Chuck & Bob: ............

Partisan: *places a scrap of paper on the table and walks away

Chuck & Bob: *shudder

Haruhi Suzumiya
Faye Valentine
Excel Excel
Rosette Christopher
Shihouin Yoruichi
Osaka
Tsukamoto Yakumo
Matsuri Shiho
Riza Hawkeye
Lucy

O-Kagachi · Post by **O-Kagachi** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:08 pm

You dare to leave CC off your list? shame on you

Rapture** · Post by Rapture** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:21 pm

Rapture** : Well,I guess pretty much everyone voted.. When will we know results?