Outside there was a large crash and explosion. A minute later Hunter walks in through the main doors, looking ragged and as if he just walked through a fire.
Haruhi: Hey, Boss, how was-
Hunter: Shut up. Where is Alucard?
Haruhi: *points backstage* Still in his dressing room, refusing to answer.
Hunter: I'll fix that... *storms backstage*
*backstage*
Seras: *knocking on the door* Master! You
must participate! Otherwise you'll be disqualified!
Alucard: I'll kill the one that thinks they can stop me from winning, but I absolutely refuse to participate in this travesty!
Seras: *starts to speak then sees Hunter, backs away and runs back up onstage*
Hunter: Alucard, you have till the count of 3.
Alucard: You don't scare me, human!
Hunter: 3. *pulls out a pistol and shoots the lock off the door, then kicks it open*
Alucard: *sitting there, just finished eating* You said you'd count to 3!
Hunter: *raises the pistol* I lied, now get dressed.
Alucard: *grumbles and reluctantly does so*
Hunter and Alucard both walk out on stage.
Hunter: Now, did you bring the pictures you took while on vacation with Sir Integra?
Alucard: Yes, but there's only one of me.
Hunter: One?
Alucard: One.
Hunter: *shrugs and hits the remote and the picture flashes on screen*
Hunter: That truly is pathetic.
Alucard: Says the one hosting the Mr. Anime Universe contest.
Hunter: *takes his spot at the announcer's desk between Seras and Haruhi* Shut it and get back to your room!
, you told me you wanted to win without caring about the sacrifices. 
Yes. . .
