Walkabout it is. Next #amv-review is at 5PM EST Sunday April 18th (that's 6AM JST April 19th). Video to be reviewed is:
<Orwell> This is something appropriate for a minute or two
<Orwell> 4 minutes of the noise is rather unbearable
<Kionon> This explains why TJ thought Obamanation was better when it was unsynced and the audio was screechy.
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<Kionon> If we're just starting.
<Kionon> And not waiting
<Orwell> I'm not sure what else to say beyond that. I just have amvs for music anymore, I almost never bother watching them.
<MirkoAssPee> that was...
<MirkoAssPee> ...how to put it...
<MirkoAssPee> ...not what I expected?
<Orwell> Dissonant?
<Kionon> I found the concept amusing, but yes, four minutes is a bit much.
<MirkoAssPee> I didn't mind the length
<MirkoAssPee> I'm not sure what he was going for tbh
<MirkoAssPee> it's like
<MirkoAssPee> he wanhted to say something but I don't get it. Or perhaps he just made it look like he wanted to say something but he didn't actually want to say anything at all.
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<MirkoAssPee> some scenes/sync patterns amused me deeply, I have to say
<MirkoAssPee> but I'm not sure what else to say
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<Kionon> I chuckled, but I can't see watching it again.
<godix> when is review again?
<Kionon> I can see Orwell's point.
<Kionon> Now.
<godix> oh.
<Kionon> 5PM EST, and we sorta skipped the 30 minute thing because there are three of us.
<Kionon> Just jump in whenever.
<MirkoAssPee> <godix> shitsux
<MirkoAssPee> <godix> goodbye.
<MirkoAssPee> he's done.
<godix> see, I suggested removing the 30 minute thing and everyone was all like 'nooo'. So the one time I rely on it...
<Kionon> It's cool.
<Kionon> Just jump in.
<godix> shitsux
<godix> goodbye.
<Kionon> Of course.
<godix> and since it's from TJ, it's about sex.
<MirkoAssPee> oh
<MirkoAssPee> right
<MirkoAssPee> now I get it.
<Kionon> Anyhow, this is not something I'd put on in the background.
<godix> is the ENTIRE video her moving her head in orgasm?
<Kionon> The music is just too coarse.
<MirkoAssPee> no
<MirkoAssPee> it changes after a bit
<godix> to pimp daddy walking. yes. I see
<MirkoAssPee> actually
<MirkoAssPee> I think the whole video is a representation of 'em having sex
<MirkoAssPee> she obviously is a virgin so the blood explosion at the end makes sense
<MirkoAssPee> now I do get it
<godix> probably. It's TJ. *EVERY* video he makes is about sex.
<MirkoAssPee> thank you godix
<Kionon>
<godix> Except that one flying video he did.
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<Kionon> That strangely does make sense.
<MirkoAssPee> kio
<MirkoAssPee> for real
<MirkoAssPee> just
<MirkoAssPee> watch it
<MirkoAssPee> think about it
<Kionon> I already did.
<MirkoAssPee> every scene makes sense in context
<Eion> what video? o.o
<Kionon> But Nagato? Really? Shouldn't be Mikuru?
<MirkoAssPee> check topic
<MirkoAssPee> kio no
<godix> Yeah. A guy and girl driving their toothpicks in and out of a tightly closed fist.
<godix> Sex.
<godix> This video is all about the fucking
<MirkoAssPee> also
<MirkoAssPee> kyon having delicious meal
<godix> Oh god, eat that rice boy. Eat it, EAT IT!
<MirkoAssPee> clearly satisfies the concept of sex = consuption
<MirkoAssPee> also blood scene clearly is the first time
<godix> And a shot of long hard shaft penetrating a girl with blood. Mirko is right. Clear virginity reference
<MirkoAssPee> which reconnects to the start, which chronologically happens after those last few scenes
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<Kionon> I get the references.
<Kionon> It's just...
<MirkoAssPee> so basically we start with the after sex
<Kionon> Why the computer program?
<MirkoAssPee> and
<MirkoAssPee> kio
<MirkoAssPee> it's simple
<Kionon> Love Plus gone horribly wrong?
<MirkoAssPee> sex nowadays is just considered a tool through which gaining pleasure
<MirkoAssPee> nothing more than a toy
<MirkoAssPee> so
<Kionon> Really?
<godix> We start with the sex. Shot of him bending over. Shot of her on the ground tossing her head around. That's when they're doing the fucking
<MirkoAssPee> it's clearly a depiction of how shallow sex today is considered by youngsters
<MirkoAssPee> well
<MirkoAssPee> yeah
<Kionon> I thought it was social commentary on how otaku use eroge in order to replace actual human companionship.
<MirkoAssPee> that could be as well
<godix> then a tight closeup of him going down a long emtpy corridor. Pretty clear what that's meant to show.
<MirkoAssPee> but my interpretation very much applies to western countries too
<MirkoAssPee> whereas otaku thing is mainly japan only
<godix> Then he runs into a 'door' that blocks his way, which he politely knocks on.
<MirkoAssPee> it depends under which culture you look the video from
<MirkoAssPee> of course
<MirkoAssPee> you're in japan
<godix> A nice shot of red to green stoplights to show he has permision.
<MirkoAssPee> so yeah
<Kionon> So instead of Mikuru, the Madonna, or Haruhi, the harlot, instead we have Nagato the Computer Program.
<MirkoAssPee> yes
<godix> I'm not sure what's more amusing, that ANY TJ video can be viewed as being about sex or that I got mirko to play along
<Kionon> think it's a valid interpretation.
<MirkoAssPee> srsly
<MirkoAssPee> I'm amused at how well it actually does fit...
<MirkoAssPee> also
<MirkoAssPee> the handing over money
<MirkoAssPee> clearly a reference to whores
<Kionon> No
<Orwell> I heard whores
<MirkoAssPee> also makes sense with the whole "kyon is a pimp" thing from earlier
<Kionon> clearly a reference to how the otaku spend money on every new eroge
<Kionon> hand over fist
<godix> Them playing a game. Clearly that's all about the battle between the sexes and who will be dominate
<MirkoAssPee> I'll still go for kyon is a pimp
<MirkoAssPee> the whole eating sequence
<MirkoAssPee> in italian pimp can be translated as "magnaccio" which is based on the word "mangiare," to eat
<MirkoAssPee> this clearly was thought out
<MirkoAssPee> .
<Kionon> The baseball scene is how often he "misses" but Nagato still catches a few.
<MirkoAssPee> yeah
<godix> Note that right after the handing over the money, it shows a shot of THREE guys walking down a long empty corridor. Which is a clear allusion to all three driving themselves into the vagina. Mirko is right, he's a pimp. He just charged his two friends to get them laid.
<MirkoAssPee> sperm going to base+
<Kionon> So then, we conclude that the reason for the repetition of the stabbing scene is because women have multiple orgasms.
<MirkoAssPee> yes
<Kionon> That or, she's being chain fucked by Kyon's friends.
<godix> furthermore, he's a CHEAP pimp. It looks like he charged basically just enough to buy a pack of condoms
<MirkoAssPee> godix : does explain the cheap looking bento he's eating
<godix> It repeats 3 times I think. Once for each person shown after that payment scene
<MirkoAssPee> nothing to refined just a convenience store, one
<Kionon> Well, maybe Nagato is a bargain bin eroge
<Kionon> one by a less popular creator
<MirkoAssPee> mmmh
<godix> Kionon: Are japanese school girls really THAT cheap to get in the sack?
<MirkoAssPee> godix yes
<godix> damn I wanna go to japan
<Kionon> godix, some of them, sadly
<MirkoAssPee> you don't read news enough, do you
<MirkoAssPee> well
<MirkoAssPee> Italy too
<MirkoAssPee> last week or maybe this week I heard a news
<MirkoAssPee> about a girl selling photos and videos of herself naked
<MirkoAssPee> for like
<MirkoAssPee> 5 euros each
<MirkoAssPee> pack of them, that is
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<godix> mirko: Was she cute and what's her email address?
<MirkoAssPee> I don't know
<MirkoAssPee> they said it at the news 'cause police found out and stopped her and shit
<MirkoAssPee> so fun is over
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<godix> awww
<MirkoAssPee> more like
<MirkoAssPee> Auu...
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<MirkoAssPee> so I guess
<MirkoAssPee> review's over
<MirkoAssPee> we need TJ's comeback on this
<MirkoAssPee> japanese eroge or kyon is a pimp?
<MirkoAssPee> only he will be able to tell
<MirkoAssPee> on a side note, godix : ep 11 of heartcatch precure is out subbed
<Kionon> Why can't Kyon be a pimp for an eroge?
<MirkoAssPee> Kionon it's an eroge
<Kionon> You know there are eroges where you are a pimp, right?
<MirkoAssPee> life is perfect
<MirkoAssPee> everybody is honest
<Kionon> See above.
<MirkoAssPee> there are no pimps in school eroge
<MirkoAssPee> nah
<MirkoAssPee> those are shitty ones that don't sell
<MirkoAssPee> ALTHOUGH
<Kionon> There are eroges where you can train girls as hookers.
<godix> MirkoAssPee: I need to go back to that video someday
<MirkoAssPee> that could explain the cheap price
<MirkoAssPee> godix : we should get TJ to make a video with heartcatch precure
<MirkoAssPee> that way we can giggle at how it all makes sense in a lesbian sex context
<Kionon> I approve of this idea.
<MirkoAssPee> especially to episode 7 which does help a lot with the imagery...
<Kionon> Also precure already has lesbian undercurrents.
<MirkoAssPee> yes
<MirkoAssPee> episode 7, precisely
<godix> Personally one of my favorite TJ vids was the one with the Princess Tutu just because it worked perfectly if you viewed it as sex morality tale.
<MirkoAssPee> do watch
<MirkoAssPee> so
<MirkoAssPee> I guess
<MirkoAssPee> we can end here
<MirkoAssPee> and paste the log
<MirkoAssPee> and lul
<Kionon> Unless there is anything else to be said?
<godix> TJ made a video about sex. Like that is at all unusual for him.
<Kionon> We still have 22 minutes
<MirkoAssPee> I'm cool like this
<godix> The guyneeds to get laid, he had major hangups about fucking
<MirkoAssPee> have other stuff to do, but thanks to godix's view, I was enlightened
<Kionon> How's about we Bonus the tutu video?
<MirkoAssPee> can't now, really
<MirkoAssPee> it's getting late and I want to get these things done by 2 am so I can go to sleep and think of the rest tomorrow
<MirkoAssPee> we'll do tutu vid some other time
<MirkoAssPee> perhaps in a old videos special session
<MirkoAssPee> 12 HOURS AMV-REVIEW ENDURANCE
<godix> viewtopic.php?p=1086858#p1086858
<godix> That's my review of TJ's tutu vid. I can't really add too it
<MirkoAssPee> that was perfect
<godix> every TJ video is about sex. Usually rape.
<MirkoAssPee> I'm not sure if this one was about rape
<MirkoAssPee> it seemed consensual
<MirkoAssPee> although in payed form
<MirkoAssPee> it's about a pimp and his bitch, after all
<godix> True. This one was not rape. But was still full of sex
<Kionon> Heh
<godix> so was it just kio, mirko, and me today?
<MirkoAssPee> well
<MirkoAssPee> a threesome is fine too

mirkosp wrote:
Another proposal if we want to go for the "new users unlikely to get much response otherwise" route.
Kionon wrote:mirkosp wrote:
Another proposal if we want to go for the "new users unlikely to get much response otherwise" route.
That was the original intent, but if we do, 30 minute op period will be mandated.
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