kthulhu wrote:Kevin Caldwell was a 40 foot titanium man who dressed like a Pilgrim and dispensed man-milk in Candyland. He came to this world to leave a message, then ascended to Valhalla on cloud of steam and wheels, where he fights Japanese hentai shemale anime fan artists. Some say he will return one day and lead the AMV world into a new glory, but these people also believe that eating feces is a good idea.
Best story evAr! Tell me more about the 40 foot titanium man :O

