This reminds me of a conversation I had with Paizuri's dog once:
Me: What does Paizuri look like?
Dog: Wh-what?
Me: What country you from?
Dog: Wh-what?
Me: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?
Dog: Wh-what?
Me: English, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Dog: Yes.
Me: Then you know what I'm talking about. What does Paizuri look like?
Dog: What?
Me: SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YA, I DOUBLE-DARE YA, MOTHERFUCKER, SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Dog: He's asian!
Me: Go on...
Dog: He's scrawny!
Me: Does he look like a bitch?
Dog: What?
Me: :blam: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Dog: Yes!
Me: Oh. No wonder. My mistake, sorry.
And unlike Paizuri, I didn't have to look up the dialogue

I think I'm at least sort of close

I have no idea how to use this new forum.