"Yo, how was the service?"
"What service?"
"The one at the Unitarian church last week where you two got married to each other!"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Jay said you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Stormtroopers."
"And he says you're the bitch, and you're the butch!"
"
I'm the bitch?!"
"Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it."
"Will you shut up?"
"Holy shit, dude. Honeymoon's over!"
Congratulations phade!
