How to ruin your own AMV webserver.

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How to ruin your own AMV webserver.

Postby DJ_Izumi » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:18 am

Step 1: Poorly configure your firewall.
Step 2: Select the wrong gateway.
Step 3: Don't realize that anything is wrong for 48 hours, due to the fact that you access the server from the local internal network, thus making all operation seem fine.
Step 4: Tell anyone who encounters problems downloading, that the server is obviously maxed, because you're using an IIS server.
Step 5: Finally realize you havn't had more then 6mb of outgoing traffic in two days, and that you can't even make direct connections for ICQ, MSN, or the likes.
Step 6: Realize you foly, and your own stupidity.
Step 7: Feel STUPIDER as you attempt to correct the problem.

Other potential titles for this post:
"Hey! My server is back up! Sorry. :)"
or
"Wow, I guess I am blonde!"

Izumi's blondeness:
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Postby CaTaClYsM » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:21 am

yup, I'd say he has all the steps down right.
So in other words, one part of the community is waging war on another part of the community because they take their community seriously enough to want to do so. Then they tell the powerless side to get over the loss cause it's just an online community. I'm glad people make so much sense." -- Tab
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Postby DJ_Izumi » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:22 am

"He"? |:
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Postby CaTaClYsM » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:23 am

WAIT! You forgot the part where you spill beer and say the router barfed.
So in other words, one part of the community is waging war on another part of the community because they take their community seriously enough to want to do so. Then they tell the powerless side to get over the loss cause it's just an online community. I'm glad people make so much sense." -- Tab
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Postby NicholasDWolfwood » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:24 am

Izumi is a she, Cat, you fucking retard. If you couldn't tell by the picture, you're a fucking retard.
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Postby DJ_Izumi » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:24 am

The anger... o_____O;;;
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Postby NicholasDWolfwood » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:28 am

Correction.

Tab (Flame him, not me if I'm wrong) says that DJ_Izumi is a.....






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trannie. LOL
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Postby CaTaClYsM » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:29 am

misspelled, the S on my keyboard needs a good pounding to work.
So in other words, one part of the community is waging war on another part of the community because they take their community seriously enough to want to do so. Then they tell the powerless side to get over the loss cause it's just an online community. I'm glad people make so much sense." -- Tab
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Postby DJ_Izumi » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:30 am

It's spelled with a 'Y'. And that's not exactly the best term for it. |:

At least you didn't say anything like "Shemale" or "Futanari" -_-;
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Postby CaTaClYsM » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:41 am

what's spelled with a Y?
So in other words, one part of the community is waging war on another part of the community because they take their community seriously enough to want to do so. Then they tell the powerless side to get over the loss cause it's just an online community. I'm glad people make so much sense." -- Tab
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Postby DJ_Izumi » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:42 am

'Tranny'. *twitch*
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Postby RadicalEd0 » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:42 am

hello kitty :|
NMEAMV: PENIS
NMEAMV: IN
NMEAMV: YO
NMEAMV: MIXED
NMEAMV: DRINK
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Postby kthulhu » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:48 am

I was wondering about that, but I felt it would be impolite to ask, ya know?

And seven steps to fuck up a server?

That's too many, I don't think I'm going to go through the hassle :lol: .
I'm out...
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Postby DJ_Izumi » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:50 am

Well, there's always this clever method:

Take a hammer, and smash the machine into many peices. Scoop the pieces up and place them into a bowl. Bake at 375 degree's for twenty minuites. While you're waiting, read the free book that came with your computer, it's about the adventures of a Mexican boy named 'Manual'.
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Postby jonmartensen » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:51 am

DJ_Izumi wrote:'Tranny'. *twitch*


Isn't there a better term :?
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