Shit AMV Editors say

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Shit AMV Editors say

Postby kireblue » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:35 pm

hey everybody. I was watching youtube today, and I stumbled across this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsAqbRAMcH0
which then lead me to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZvALKUB3N0

so I was thinking about making a AMV editor version that has clips of a bunch of AMV editors saying things that only we would say. Here are some of the phrases that I thought of. Does anyone have any others

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1) I don't even like this show....I'm just watching it for source.
2) I didn't even like this show....I'm just buying it for the source.
4) I really don't like this show....I'm just editing it because of the source.
4) I'm so gonna edit with this.
5) Did he take that clip from my vid?
6) I'll only buy this if it has the clean opening and ending
7) Are you making anything for Otakon?
8) It took me longer to clean this footage than to actually edit it.
8) I just bought the Region 2 DVDs
9) DAMN IT! That ending ruined my storyboard.
10) I can't wait to mask that out.
11) SHIT! I'm gonna have to mask that out.
12) Why did I decide to try to mask this out! (cries)
13) Its rendering
14) Its uploading
15) What episode was that scene from?
16) I can't believe that scene never actually happened. Was I dreaming?
17) I never actually watched the show, but I edited with it.
18) It took me 3 months to finish a 4 minute video.
19) She so used a plugin.
20) Can you beta test this?
21) He's so trying to be Nostromo.
22) What are you submitting to AWA?
23) Better yet, what aren't you submitting to AWA?
24) WHY CAN'T I FIND THE RAWS!
25) WHY THE HELL DID THEY HARD SUB THIS!
26) That show is so overused.
27) That song is so overused.
28) That combination is so overused.

gotegenks
29) dude, guess what song i'm using with (anime).

Phantasmagoriat
30) Well, of course. He's Russian.
31) This would have been so much better if they used a different song and anime.
32) effectwhore
33) qualitywhore
34) Narutowhore
35) You used the same scene twice!
36) I totally don't get it, but it looked f*#king sweet!
37) No, that's just how the anime looks.
38) AMV > cosplay
39) Oh, that was just an experiment.
40) I'm not making a damn banner!
41) gimme a title...
42) Cropping shouldn't be uncomfortable.
43) Encoding in the snow. uphill. Both ways.
44) What!!! Why would they want 29.97fps!?!?
45) So now my samplerate is wrong. Fuck you too.
46) Non-standard-resolution-my-ass!
47) But without subtitles how do you know what's going on...?
48) 2 seconds of black padding, 1 second of black padding... make up your mind.
49) Convention trolls. Where?
50) Category? uhhhhhhh...
51) Concept? uhhhhhhh...
52) Wait. There's another Brad now?
53) Me? Defensive? No, you just don't understand my AMV.
54) What the heck is a codec?
55) OMG it crashed. again.
56) That's impossible. How does he get footage that clean?
57) No, you're wrong. The anime and music fit perfect.
58) This has never been done before!
59) The music is just there in the background.
60) The anime is just there in the background.
61) Unlike standard Otaku, I collect footage for a reason...
62) You just downwhat your footage?!?!?
63) AviSynth? What is this black magic?!?!
64) Effect? Where?
65) He has how many screens!!?!
66) ...and then she found the pen tool...
67) Talk slower so I can see your lips.
68) Hey, I could totally turn that into an AMV!!!
69) And to delay my release, I think I'll make some credits...
70) Look. I made an after effect.
71) I think you made an error there. No, I did that on purpose :|
72) Hey, No Fair!! she just took that straight out of the anime!!!!

CodeZTM
73). Please learn how to zarx.
74). Oh gawd, another shinkai video.
75). Narutoballz!
76). I love Japanese people flacking!

Kireblue
77) so gonna AMV this.
78) .....Youtube editors.
79) .....Org Editors.
80) That aspect ratio is so wrong.
81) Was that a orphan frame?
82) Nah, Its subliminal messaging.
83) DAMN IT! This was my first strike.
84) SHIT! This is my second strike. I need to make a backup account.
85) FUCK! I got banned again! Everybody, please sub my backup account.
86) Its ripping.
87) Its encoding
88) It still encoding.....I added a lot of filters.
89) Is the submission deadline a form deadline? or a upload deadline?
90) gotta finish this idea before somebody beats me to it.
91) No, I released mine first.
Last edited by kireblue on Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:11 am, edited 11 times in total.
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Enigma » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:38 pm

This shit is ass.
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Chained(E)Studio » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:22 am

lol awesome =3
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby gotegenks » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:22 am

29) dude, guess what song i'm using with (anime).
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Kairih » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:03 am

woah, that's amazing.

Why did I decide to try to mask this out! (cries)


I so need this phrase...
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Phantasmagoriat » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:12 am

Some of these are a bit crude but I'll post them anyway....

30) Well, of course. He's Russian.
31) This would have been so much better if they used a different song and anime.
32) effectwhore
33) qualitywhore
34) Narutowhore
35) You used the same scene twice!
36) I totally don't get it, but it looked f*#king sweet!
37) No, that's just how the anime looks.
38) AMV > cosplay
39) Oh, that was just an experiment.
40) I'm not making a damn banner!
41) gimme a title...
42) Cropping shouldn't be uncomfortable.
43) Encoding in the snow. uphill. Both ways.
44) What!!! Why would they want 29.97fps!?!?
45) So now my samplerate is wrong. Fuck you too.
46) Non-standard-resolution-my-ass!
47) But without subtitles how do you know what's going on...?
48) 2 seconds of black padding, 1 second of black padding... make up your mind.
49) Convention trolls. Where?
50) Category? uhhhhhhh...
51) Concept? uhhhhhhh...
52) Wait. There's another Brad now?
53) Me? Defensive? No, you just don't understand my AMV.
54) What the heck is a codec?
55) OMG it crashed. again.
56) That's impossible. How does he get footage that clean?
57) No, you're wrong. The anime and music fit perfect.
58) This has never been done before!
59) The music is just there in the background.
60) The anime is just there in the background.
61) Unlike standard Otaku, I collect footage for a reason...
62) You just downwhat your footage?!?!?
63) AviSynth? What is this black magic?!?!
64) Effect? Where?
65) He has how many screens!!?!
66) ...and then she found the pen tool...
67) Talk slower so I can see your lips.
68) Hey, I could totally turn that into an AMV!!!
69) And to delay my release, I think I'll make some credits...
70) Look. I made an after effect.
71) I think you made an error there. No, I did that on purpose :|
72) Hey, No Fair!! she just took that straight out of the anime!!!!
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby outlawed » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:45 am

Your amv sucks.

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Shit AMV Editors say

Postby CodeZTM » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:56 am

73). Please learn how to zarx.
74). Oh gawd, another shinkai video.
75). Narutoballz!
76). I love Japanese people flacking!
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby irriadin » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:26 am

77). This video has way too much twitch.
78). Needs more internal sync.
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Shin-AMV » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:04 am

79. Needs more twitch
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby TritioAFB » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:59 am

92. Why are you copying me? D:
93. Only I can edit Bleach bitches!
94. I want moar Flashes!
95. Come on, I just need 2 more seconds and this shit is done!
96. Who are you? Nostromo?
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby blaku92 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:23 pm

Well, it's shit I say anyway:

97) Wait... WHAT?!
98) Wait... I won?! Or no?
99) Umm, so what did I win?
100) Oh my God, that works!
101) Let's do the time warp again!
102) Why the F did it just un-render?
103) What is this? Final Cut Pro?
104) I edit better drunk - trust me.
105) When's he/she going to make another amv?
106) I'll learn how to do that on my next amv.
107) THAT's not anime!
108) Is that frame-accurate?
109) They don't make them like this anymore.
110) Too much moe.
111) Where's the Metal?
112) I can't wait until that comes out on Bluray.
113) I wish I hadn't bought that on DVD.
114) What up mouse?
115) Is something burning?
116) Undo!
117) Redo!
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby TritioAFB » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:31 pm

118. Do you want prizes? here, takes this 2 awesome bottle caps
119. frame ghosts, frame ghosts everywhere!
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Phantasmagoriat » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:23 pm

120) This is now Bitch Thread.
121) Yeah, you'd *think* I would hate this hobby...
122) Your AMV was good. 3/5.
123) What's WMM? and why does it hate everyone so much?
124) Someone liked my AMV. Now I can die happy...
125) Must use source before anyone else does!
126) I've never seen this anime, but your AMV was cool.
127) Hey, I've seen this anime before. Your AMV sucks.
128) Too bad someone already made that...
129) But is that reeeaaally an AMV?
130) Contest was rigged.
131) They're putting my video is WHAT category!?!?
132) It's all copy-paste.
133) But it's not copyright infringement. I made it.
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Re: Shit AMV Editors say

Postby Hikado95 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:28 pm

120. I have to finish this project! I have to finish this project! Moaaaarr!!!
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