Get this.
Me: "Who are they. I'm supposed to do Powerpoint today."
My PowerPoint Partener: "Oh, I'm training my daughters how to use powerpoint."

Sad, isn't it.
But not as bad as "What is an image" lol.
Oh, but there's more...
Mother: "Get off that computer. Mine's broken. I have to use yours."
Me: "Didn't Bran(brother) hook it back up for you?"
Mom: "Yeah, but I turn it on and nothing happens."
I get up, walk over to her room, try to turn it on, nothing happens, I look behind the PC and turn the main power switch on, then turned the PC on.
Mom: "What's you do?!"
Me: "I turned it on."
Mom: "No you didn't! I saw you do something else!"
Me: "I turned the main power switch on."
But that doesn't beat the teacher who had a dead snake in her computer. She had turned it on, heard a weird crackling noise, brought it to the computer repair class, and it had a dead snake hanging out of the back...
And again, in the special ed class, someone had donated a computer, so they got it and called up Computer repair and said that they couldn't hook up speakers(or headphones, I'm not sure which).
The Computer Repair came around with a sound card, and turned the computer around, sure enough there was already a sound card, and my friend hooked the speakers in.
All you have to do in most cases of problems in this state is turn arounf the PC. I mean reallly...
I'm pretty stupid when it comes to computers(as most people on AIM from the org can tell you) and even *I* know to turn the PC around. . .