Phade, check this out. I came out with my own guidelines they have to follow. They're pretty strict, but I think they work quite good.
G
General Audience. All ages admitted. Video contains nothing most parents will consider offensive for younger children. nudity, sex, or drugs; minimal violence; dialogue may go beyond polite conversation but do not go further then everyday expressions.
PG
Parental Guidance Suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children. Video may contain material parents might not like to expose to their young children. Notes the absence of sex scenes or drug usage; may contain brief nudity, moderate horror, and violence.
Nudity may only be done in a tasteful manner. No groping, topless scenes only. Violence can not go beyond street fighting style. In other words, no excessive bloodshed or amputations. No vulgar language.
PG-13
Parents Strongly Cautioned. Some material may be inappriopriate for children under 13. Notes the absence of rough or persistent violence and sexually oriented nudity (generally); may contain drug usage or vulgar language, but not excessively.
R
Restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Video contains some adult material. Parents are urged to learn more about the video before allowing their children to see it. Rating due to one or more of the following: vulgar language, theme, violence, horror, sex, drug usage, moderate sexually-oriented language.
NC-17
No One 17 and Under Can View This Video. Video is adult in nature. May contain explicit sex, sexually-oriented language, or excessive violence. The NC-17 designation does not, however, signify that the rated video is obscene or pornographic.
So Phade, what do you think of these guidelines? I honestly think they are fair.
If you want to discuss this some more with me, feel free to e-mail me at
inhumatedesigns@yahoo.com