Wow, and congrats on your addition. Must say though your wife must be something.? all I can think of is that scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail where the 'woman' just drops a baby out in a field and says "Oh, would you mind picking that up?"
KioAtWork: I'm so bored. I don't have class again for another half hour.
Minion: masturbate into someones desk and giggle about it for the remaining 28 minutes