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The dopest lyics around

Postby Mr Pilkington » Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:39 pm

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<Orwell> WTF are they doing upstairs. Almost sounds like construction
<[Kristyrat]> Orwell, you see / <[Kristyrat]> when a man really likes a woman / <[Kristyrat]> or has a bottle of chloroform
<inthesto> He takes her stuff / <inthesto> And then poops in her vagina
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Postby Mr Pilkington » Tue Jan 21, 2003 2:08 pm

*computer generated voice*
"(spoken:) Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk bitches
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny shit.
If you meet up with me on a Quake server, I'll shove my
rail gun so far up your ass, It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!

The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking Quake god,
got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,
the Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.
You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.


Chorus:
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster


We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?",
when we go at it punk, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed,
get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."
Cuz while your camping, I'll be cold lamping,
then I'll kick it in, and your ass I'll be stamping.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.


(Chorus)


(spoken:) All right! Now you know what time it is.
I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping bastard,
you step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you
a new virtual Asshole.
Yo! It will sound something like this..."
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Postby HellBlazer » Tue Jan 21, 2003 2:48 pm

Im downloadin some mp3s now.. when there done.. ill tel you what i think :)
CLARAS FORUM IS BACK!!

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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Postby Mr Pilkington » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:36 pm

Hell yes. BTW I love the avatar! I give it 11 and ¼ "Dancing Rockmans." That's out of a possible 8.
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<Orwell> WTF are they doing upstairs. Almost sounds like construction
<[Kristyrat]> Orwell, you see / <[Kristyrat]> when a man really likes a woman / <[Kristyrat]> or has a bottle of chloroform
<inthesto> He takes her stuff / <inthesto> And then poops in her vagina
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Postby HellBlazer » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:37 pm

Thanx 8)

OMG THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY!! GAHAHAH!! HOTTTTTTT!!!! :D
CLARAS FORUM IS BACK!!

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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Postby HellBlazer » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:55 pm

OMG YALL BETTER DOWNLOAD DIS SHIT!! ITS STEPHEN HAWKING SPITIN MAD HOT LYRICS!! 8) 8)

OMG ITS SO GOOD I SWEAR!! AT LEAST LISTEN TO ONE!! :twisted:
CLARAS FORUM IS BACK!!

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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Postby Beefmaster10000 » Wed Jan 22, 2003 12:34 am

Haha, Eminem has got nothing on "The Mighty Stephen Hawking!"

Watch out Eminem, your days are numbered, foo'!


:D
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Postby Mr Pilkington » Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:53 pm

Eminem ain't shit!

"You down with it? I motherfuckin' hope so,
'cause if you're not, I got a motherfuckin' rope yo!
I'll string you up, from a big-ass tree,
with a sign round your neck that says, 'Wack MC'."
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<Orwell> WTF are they doing upstairs. Almost sounds like construction
<[Kristyrat]> Orwell, you see / <[Kristyrat]> when a man really likes a woman / <[Kristyrat]> or has a bottle of chloroform
<inthesto> He takes her stuff / <inthesto> And then poops in her vagina
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Postby RobLoge85 » Wed Jan 22, 2003 8:44 pm

Eminem is pretty overrated I think, He'll never be like Big L or those other dead rappers.
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Postby RichLather » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:34 pm

Hi-freakin'-larious.

I gotta get "Entropy".
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Postby MistyCaldwell » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:43 pm

Where have you guys been? :D I've had the lyrics for Entropy memorized since god knows when....


Entropy how can I explain let me take it frame by frame....doomsday get my gun
8)
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Postby HellBlazer » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:47 pm

LMFAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

that shit is MAD!! HOT!! :D
CLARAS FORUM IS BACK!!

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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Postby Mr Pilkington » Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:06 am

MistyCaldwell wrote:Where have you guys been? :D I've had the lyrics for Entropy memorized since god knows when....


Entropy how can I explain let me take it frame by frame....doomsday get my gun
8)



Shit I just recently heard about MC Hawking from a friend of mine at work. Supposedly he's had an album out since '92. So call me slow, at least I reconize.
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<Orwell> WTF are they doing upstairs. Almost sounds like construction
<[Kristyrat]> Orwell, you see / <[Kristyrat]> when a man really likes a woman / <[Kristyrat]> or has a bottle of chloroform
<inthesto> He takes her stuff / <inthesto> And then poops in her vagina
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damnit

Postby Freako » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:40 am

damn mc hawking ....... I beat his ass on the comedy charts for months on mp3.com ....


http://www.mp3.com/Freako
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Postby Beefmaster10000 » Thu Jan 23, 2003 3:08 pm

Haha, I just love the Quake Master! It is pure genious.
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