Whoohoo!! I thought no one would ever ask!!
I am the great dancing sousaphone player!!!
Ahahahahah everyone should acknowledge the greatness of my Weasel Dance and my Monkey Stomp!!!!
Seriously, though. If you don't know what a sousaphone is it's basically a big tuba that wraps around you. I've been playing various types of tubas for, oh about 6 years or so now.
Heh, the truth finally comes out. I am, in fact, a band nerd.

When I become an Evil Overlord my Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles.
I am the King of the Easily Entertained.
It is my lifelong goal to make my dieing scream as horrible as possible.