Stan Bush would be God, because he is.
Eminem would be Satan, because he is.
Madonna would be the Virgin Mary, even though Madonna is one of the most un-virgin people on the planet, because apparently Madonna used to have some kind of wierd obsession with Mary. I don't get it either, but it somehow works in my twisted little mind.
The Backstreet Boys would take turns being Jesus, because they get so much shit from so many people and yet they don't retaliate and their fans still love them.
Linkin Park would be themselves. Of course they're in the Bible. I don't know where, but they're in there somewhere, trust me.
Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, Metallica, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Powerman 5000, and all those other shitty untalented metal bands would be Satan's bitches, as would every rapper except Will Smith, MC Hammer, Crazy Town, and the guy from Linkin Park who does the rapping. Iron Maiden and System of a Down, however, are okay.
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake would be Adam and Eve, because together they would spawn the stupidest, sluttiest, most superficial species on the planet (humanity).
The Unabomber would be Noah, 'cause it would be hella funny.
And, of course, Judas would be the record companies

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