Misheard lyrics!

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Postby The Idea Factory » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:57 am

Footloose: Pull me open my knees :D
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Postby Nestorath69 » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:06 pm

Suck my dick, I gotta get a licker

Rolling stones song, can't remember title... actually goes


Shocks my dear, I gotta get a licker
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Postby SS5_Majin_Bebi » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:58 am

yeah?

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen -----> "Bohemian Rap City".

o_0 ?
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Postby The Idea Factory » Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:47 pm

SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:yeah?

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen -----> "Bohemian Rap City".

o_0 ?
Nice try, any music lover knows that the song title isn't always in any of the said song's lyrics :D

"Bohemian Rhapsody" would qualify if you used (in case you didn't read it) Hit me where the wind blows. (Anyway the wind blows ARE part of the lyrics)
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Postby Otohiko » Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:56 pm

"Well I woke up this morning, and I SHIT off my head"

(King Crimson, ProzaKc Blues)

(actually supposed to by 'SHAVED off my head....' Which still doesn't make much sense, yet...)
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Postby Evil Urchin » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:38 pm

Well, the ultimate misheard song would have to be "Louie Louie" by The Pharoahs. This song was so incomprehensible, the FBI actually investigated it trying to find out if the lyrics were as dirty as people said they were. Remember this was back in the 60's, a bit before everyone took the sticks that had been inexplicably jammed up their asses a few centuries ago. Here's how some people said the song went:Louie, Louie,
grab her way down low.

Louie, Louie,
grab her way down low.
A fine little bitch, she waits for me;
she gets her kicks on top of me.
Each night I take her out all alone;
she ain't the kind I lay at home

Each night at ten, I lay her again;
I fuck my girl all kinds of ways.
And on that chair, I lay her there;
I felt my boner in her hair.

If she's got a rag on, I'll move above;
It won't be long, she'll slip it off.
I'll take her in my arms again;
tell her I'd rather lay her again.

This is pretty far from the actual song, which is just a sailor lamenting about his lost love to a bartender named Louie. If you're further curious, here's a link: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/louie.htm
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Postby SS5_Majin_Bebi » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:06 pm

The Idea Factory wrote:
SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:yeah?

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen -----> "Bohemian Rap City".

o_0 ?
Nice try, any music lover knows that the song title isn't always in any of the said song's lyrics :D

"Bohemian Rhapsody" would qualify if you used (in case you didn't read it) Hit me where the wind blows. (Anyway the wind blows ARE part of the lyrics)


WTF do you mean "Nice Try"? All I was saying is that some people get the title fucked up instead of the lyrics.
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Postby The Idea Factory » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:09 pm

SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:WTF do you mean "Nice Try"? All I was saying is that some people get the title fucked up instead of the lyrics.


You may be right about that.
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