"Hit me Baby One More Time" by Travis
"Complicated" by Ben Gibbard (from Death Cab for Cutie)

LightningCountX wrote:Yeah Toast! By Bob and Tom, a song all about toast. Mad funny....
gambitt wrote:The weirdest song in the history of recorded music:
The secret track of Tool's Undertow. Do NOT listen to it in the dark. Do NOT listen to it if you're tripping and DO NOT LISTEN TO IT IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.
Also, #2 goes to Napoleon XIV's "There's Coming to Take Me Away." Haha.
And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved into the spaces betwixt the air itself. and he brought be onto a vast farmland of our own midwest. and as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. one thousand, nay, a million voices, full of fear. and terror posessed me then. and I begged "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" and the Angel said unto me "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them it is the holocaust." and I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat with the tears of one million TERRIFIED brothers and roared "Hear me now! I have seen the light! They have a conciousness! They have a life! They have a soul! DAMN YOU! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! can I get an amen? *amen!* can I get an halelujah? *halelujah!* thank you Jesus."
This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life.
This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life.
This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on... This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life!!!!
*10 minutes of crickets*
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky. that, that made blue be your color. you had you knife with you there too. when you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. your hands were sticky. you wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh, Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this? you were already getting nervous again. your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. your head was almost empty. it always hurt you when you woke up like this. you crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and you began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. you could see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. if God is our father, you thought, then Satan must be our cousin. Why didn't anyone else understand these important things. when you got to your car you tried all the doors. they were locked. It was a red car, and it was new. there was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. you began to walk towards them. now red was your color, and of course, those little people out there were yours too.
*click*
Coderjoe wrote:LightningCountX wrote:Yeah Toast! By Bob and Tom, a song all about toast. Mad funny....
um... "Toast" was written and performed by Heywood Banks, and the only instrument used was an actual toaster. attributing this song to Bob and Tom is like attributing "Like a Surgeon", "My Bologna", "All About the Pentiums" and other Weird Al songs to Dr. Demento or attributing the "Beer" song by Trey Parker and Matt Stone to Weird Al.
Coderjoe wrote:gambitt wrote:The weirdest song in the history of recorded music:
The secret track of Tool's Undertow. Do NOT listen to it in the dark. Do NOT listen to it if you're tripping and DO NOT LISTEN TO IT IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.
Also, #2 goes to Napoleon XIV's "There's Coming to Take Me Away." Haha.
hahahahah...And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved into the spaces betwixt the air itself. and he brought be onto a vast farmland of our own midwest. and as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. one thousand, nay, a million voices, full of fear. and terror posessed me then. and I begged "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" and the Angel said unto me "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them it is the holocaust." and I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat with the tears of one million TERRIFIED brothers and roared "Hear me now! I have seen the light! They have a conciousness! They have a life! They have a soul! DAMN YOU! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! can I get an amen? *amen!* can I get an halelujah? *halelujah!* thank you Jesus."
This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life.
This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life.
This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on... This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on.. This is NECCESSARY. This is NECCESSARY. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life!!!!
*10 minutes of crickets*
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky. that, that made blue be your color. you had you knife with you there too. when you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. your hands were sticky. you wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh, Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this? you were already getting nervous again. your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. your head was almost empty. it always hurt you when you woke up like this. you crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and you began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. you could see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. if God is our father, you thought, then Satan must be our cousin. Why didn't anyone else understand these important things. when you got to your car you tried all the doors. they were locked. It was a red car, and it was new. there was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. you began to walk towards them. now red was your color, and of course, those little people out there were yours too.
*click*
what's sad is that I typed up the entire intro (before the "this is neccessary") from memory, and then had to get the cd out to remember how the song part went. I also needed help from the cd for the answering machine message at the end, but I used to know that by heart as well.
I think I need help....

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